点评:My husband is an agronomist and he really wanted to do this tour. My 100% candid opinion is that we just spent $50, drove 50 miles round trip from our hotel, invested in earbuds so we could listen to the crap app tour guides (which didn’t even work consistently….loading…loading), to essentially tour a failed scientific experiment that is mostly shuttered. It was hot at 9 am and there’s very little shade, the tour is long and closely resembles a mediocre documentary on PBS from long ago. So if you’re a scientist or environmentalist, a prepper or junior high science teacher, you may love it. Trust me on this- lots of stairs. Much of it happens outside and someone is speaking into your ear about buildings you’re viewing from afar in vague monotonous tones about why it all failed. This is the primary DebbieDowner theme of your tour. Humid inside on top of hot. It reminded me a lot of a sewage treatment plant field trip I went on in 1972, but that was free and we had good snacks. We did see some wild turkeys and deer in search of shade at the beginning when we were fresh, hydrated and full of hope! They skipped the tour though. Do not, repeat, do not for the love of God, take kids or elderly people on this tour. I mostly wish someone had warned me and consider yourself warned. Did I mention there was a “very special Group tour” ahead of us for whom we had to wait behind repeatedly because they couldn’t be bothered to let mere tourists pass them while their live tour guide lectured them. Like a bad dream….with ants and movies of undernourished biosphere scientists gladly consuming home cooked slime and getting one measly cup of coffee every 2 weeks. Just say no. I beg you. Get a massage instead.
翻译:我丈夫是农学家,他非常想参加这次旅行。我100%坦诚地告诉大家,我们花了50美元,从酒店开车往返50英里,买了耳机,听着那些蹩脚的导游软件(甚至连个好用都做不好……加载中……加载中),就为了参观一个几乎已经关闭的失败的科学实验。早上9点天气很热,几乎没有阴凉处,这次旅行很长,感觉就像很久以前PBS上播放的一部平庸的纪录片。所以,如果你是科学家、环保主义者、灾难准备者或初中科学老师,你可能会喜欢这个。相信我——有很多楼梯。大部分时间都在户外,有人对着你的耳朵,用含糊不清、单调乏味的语气,对着你耳边讲述你从远处看到的建筑物,解释为什么一切都失败了。这就是你这次旅行的主要“DebbieDowner”主题:室内闷热难耐。这让我想起了1972年去污水处理厂的实地考察,不过那次是免费的,我们还吃了不少零食。一开始,我们精神饱满、水分充足、充满希望,还看到了一些野火鸡和鹿在寻找阴凉!但他们没有参加这次旅行。千万别,再说一遍,看在上帝的份上,千万别带小孩或老人参加。我真希望有人早点提醒我,你自己也应该有所警觉。我有没有提过前面还有一场“非常特别的团体游”,我们不得不反复排队等候,因为他们懒得让普通游客从他们身边经过,而他们的导游却在现场给他们讲课。就像一场噩梦……到处都是蚂蚁,还有营养不良的生物圈科学家欣然享用自制的黏液,每两周只喝一杯咖啡的影片。拒绝吧。我求求你。还是去做个按摩吧。