点评:If you’re thinking of splurging £49.99 for some airport luxury at Escape Lounge Stansted, save your money — unless you enjoy paying premium prices for lukewarm beans and primary school seating arrangements.
Customer Service:
The staff were friendly and polite, which was the only redeeming feature of this experience. Unfortunately, good manners don’t make the scrambled eggs magically appear on the breakfast buffet.
Seating Arrangement:
I was initially seated with a stranger despite several empty tables being available — an odd, awkward arrangement not what I paid for. When I asked for my own table, I was pointed toward a solitary “desk” that looked like it was borrowed from a Year 6 classroom. For £50, I expected something more ‘classy lounge’ and less ‘detention after school.’
Food:
The English breakfast was… an interpretation. Scrambled eggs? Missing. Beans? Cold. Fruit? Mercifully edible. If the breakfast selection were a school report, it would be marked “must try harder.”
Ambience:
It was quiet and peaceful, so if all you need is some calm before your flight, you might find value here — though you could get the same vibe sitting in a corner of a less pretentious airport café for half the price, with better food and comfier seats.
Conclusion:
Cons:
❌ Overpriced
❌ Uncomfortable seating
❌ Poor food selection
Pros:
✅ Friendly staff
✅ Quiet atmosphere
Ultimately, Escape Lounge delivered on its name — I couldn’t wait to escape… Save your money and head to a proper café where you’ll get a better meal, a bigger seat, and maybe even some scrambled eggs
翻译:如果您想在斯坦斯特德机场的 Escape Lounge 享受 49.99 英镑的机场奢华体验,那就省点钱吧——除非您喜欢为温热的豆子和小学座位安排支付高价。
客户服务:
工作人员友好而有礼貌,这是这次体验的唯一可取之处。不幸的是,礼貌并不能让炒鸡蛋神奇地出现在早餐自助餐上。
座位安排:
尽管有几张空桌子,但我最初还是和一个陌生人坐在一起——这种奇怪、尴尬的安排不是我付钱想要的。当我要求自己的桌子时,我被指向一张孤零零的“桌子”,看起来像是从六年级教室借来的。花 50 英镑,我期望的是更“优雅的休息室”,而不是“放学后拘留”。
食物:
英式早餐是……一种解释。炒鸡蛋?没有。豆子?冷的。水果?幸好可以吃。如果早餐选择是一份学校成绩单,那么它应该被标记为“必须更加努力”。
氛围:
这里安静祥和,所以如果你只是在飞行前需要一些平静,你可能会发现这里物有所值——尽管你可以坐在一个不那么装腔作势的机场咖啡馆的角落里享受同样的氛围,只需花费一半的价格,食物更好,座位更舒适。
结论:
缺点:
❌ 价格过高
❌ 座位不舒服
❌ 食物选择差
优点:
✅ 友好的员工
✅ 安静的氛围
最终,Escape Lounge 不负众望——我迫不及待地想逃离这里……省下你的钱,去一家正规的咖啡馆,在那里你可以吃到更好的饭菜、更大的座位,甚至可能还有一些炒鸡蛋