点评:From the outside, ‘The ‘Etches Collection’ building promises treasures within its beautiful stone facade… a promise it does not keep, like a Lamborghini body with a Ford Fiesta engine.
I arrived at opening time,10am after a very long drive, so excited to see the on-loan ‘Big Sara’ the Allosaurus and of course their Pliosaur. While waiting until 2pm to enter so that the school children could finish their visit I went to the beach and chatted with the locals about the museum.
“Have you been to the museum, is it interesting?” I asked.
“If you are really, REALLY into fossils you might find it interesting but it's pretty much just one room” was the polite reply.
So 2pm arrives, I go in. As soon as you enter it feels as if you’ve entered a council building, like a modern inner-city school or registry office. The reception area is right next to a huge merchandise area, behind that there is another huge space for admin staff, opposite is a large room with several chairs facing a television where I see a couple watching what looks like a programme on natural history. I pay for my ticket while being told that I can buy the DVD of the Sir David Attenborough™ programme about the “Sea Rex”.
I enter a relatively small, bright lit room at the top of the stairs, I go through a pair of regulation fire doors, look down and there’s the skull of “Sea Rex” as featured in the Sir David Attenborough™ programme, so I’m told. It is predictably spectacular, a truly beautiful specimen. I circle it, admiring every detail of this wonderfully preserved creature.
Luckily, the fossil needs no frills or added sense of drama, because the room doesn’t have any, the bright white walls have hand written font ‘information’ that not only isn’t very informative but not entertaining either. In a small hut which is where this collection was previously housed, I’m sure it was very impressive, in this huge building it looks pitiful. Most offensive of all is that Steve Etches MBE and co decided that now you’ve dragged your kids to a museum to see something real, they’re going to put ‘QR’ codes on every other description to get your child to stare at their phone while standing in front of 140 million year old fossils.
This museum is a perfect example of how people spend other people’s money, I expect using terms like ‘digital’ and ‘interactive’ are keywords when applying for lottery funding. Somehow, they have acquired funding to expand their already oversized museum, heaven forbid they should remove some of the televisions to fit the body of the beast in.
Whilst the website has been updated to show the times of the school trips, housing the school visits in the room that your £3 million on-loan Allosaurus is in tells you all you need to know about how this place is run. When I looked in the room there was a white projection screen in front of the specimen, it's not like the kids were studying the bones all day.
When I finally got to see the Allosaurus, it was clear that it was one the most beautifully preserved theropods I’ve ever seen. Through the noise of two children smashing though the ‘educational toys’ left on a table in front of ‘Big Sara’ and over the din of a volunteer, in serious need of training, loudly telling a guest how satisfying it is volunteering, I managed to at least see the beast I’d travelled six hours to enjoy. Quite why it wasn’t displayed in the middle of this large room so that interested viewers could see all 360 degrees instead of being squeezed again the back wall in an undecorated room full of blue chairs and tables, I don’t know. If I was James Benamor, I would not be happy with how my precious purchase had been displayed.
So dear reader, instead of wasting your time travelling to Kimmeridge, I recommend you go to Lyme Regis where you can see both Lyme Regis museum, a beautiful Victorian building with Mary Anning’s letters along with some of her greatest finds. Go to the truly inspiring Dinosaurland, Steve Davies’ truly incredible collection without a penny of funding, it’s housed in the Chapel that Mary Anning was baptised in. You could walk in as a novice and leave as an expert in prehistoric life. Every inch of Dinosaurland is filled with specimens, every information sheet is written by Steve Davies himself, it’s both humorous and informative. If only the Natural History Museum in London was in such good hands.
In conclusion, I would not recommend that you take your family to The Etches Collection, you will be very disappointed, if you are a die-hard Dino nerd, like me, be prepared, other than the ‘Sea Rex’, you’d be better off spending your money elsewhere.
翻译:从外表看,“埃奇斯收藏馆”那精美的石质外墙仿佛预示着馆内藏有无数珍宝……但实际上却名不副实,就像一辆装着福特嘉年华发动机的兰博基尼车身罢了。
历经漫长车程后,我在上午10点开馆时赶到。我满怀期待,一心想一睹借展中的“大莎拉”——那只异特龙,当然还有他们的蛇颈龙标本。在等待到下午2点以便让学生们参观完毕期间,我去了海滩,还与当地人聊起了这座博物馆。“你去过那个博物馆吗?好玩吗?”我问道。
“如果你真的、真的对化石感兴趣的话,可能会觉得有趣吧,不过其实就只有一个展厅而已,”对方礼貌地答道。
下午2点到了,我走了进去。一进门就感觉仿佛进入了某座市政大楼——就像一座现代化的市中心学校或登记处。接待区紧挨着一个很大的纪念品售卖区,再后面则还有一片供行政人员使用的宽敞空间。对面是一个大房间,里面有几把椅子,正对着一台电视机。我看到一对夫妇正在观看似乎是关于自然历史的节目。我买了票后,工作人员告诉我可以购买由大卫·阿滕伯勒爵士™主持的关于“海洋霸王龙”的节目的DVD。
我走进楼梯顶端一个相对较小但光线明亮的房间,穿过两扇符合安全规定的防火门后向下望去,便看到了“海洋霸王龙”的头骨——据说是大卫·阿滕伯勒爵士™节目中所展示的那具化石。它果然壮观无比,是一件真正精美的标本。我绕着它转圈,细细欣赏着这个保存完好的生物的每一个细节。
幸运的是,这块化石并不需要任何多余的修饰或戏剧化的氛围来衬托——因为整个展厅里根本就没有这种氛围。洁白的墙壁上贴着手写体的“介绍文字”,但这些文字既没什么信息量,也毫无趣味可言。在以前存放这些藏品的小屋里,它们肯定显得十分引人注目;可在这座巨大的建筑里,它们看上去就显得可怜兮兮的了。最让人反感的是,史蒂夫·埃奇斯MBE及其团队决定:既然你已经带孩子去博物馆观看真实的展品,那他们就要在几乎每一条说明文字旁都贴上“二维码”,好让你的孩子在站在那些1.4亿年前的化石面前时,只顾着盯着手机看。
这家博物馆堪称人们如何挥霍他人钱财的典型例子。我敢说,在申请彩票基金时,“数字化”与“互动性”这类词汇肯定是关键词。不知怎的……他们获得了资金来扩建本就大得离谱的博物馆——但愿他们可别为了容纳这个“庞然大物”而把一些电视机搬走。
虽然网站上已经更新了学校参观的时间安排,但把学校参观活动安排在那个陈列着他们花300万英镑从别处借来的异特龙化石的展厅里,这就足以说明这家博物馆的运作方式了。我走进那个展厅时,发现标本前面还架设着一块白色投影屏。那些孩子又不是一整天都在研究那些骨骼。
当我终于得以亲眼见到那只异特龙时,很明显它是我见过保存最完好的兽脚类恐龙之一。在两个孩子把放在“大萨拉”前面桌子上的“教育玩具”折腾得七零八落的嘈杂声中,在一名急需培训的志愿者对着游客大谈做志愿者有多“有意义”的喧闹声中,我总算得以看到那只我驱车六个小时专程来欣赏的恐龙。我不明白为何它没有被陈列在这个大房间的中央,好让感兴趣的观众能全方位观看360度全景,而是被挤到了另一间只有蓝色桌椅、毫无装饰的房间的后墙边。如果我是詹姆斯·贝纳莫尔,我肯定不会满意自己花大价钱买下的物品竟被如此展示。
所以,亲爱的读者们,与其浪费时间专程前往基默里奇,我建议你们直接去莱姆里吉斯,在那里你们既能参观莱姆里吉斯博物馆。这是一座漂亮的维多利亚风格建筑,里面陈列着玛丽·安宁的亲笔信件以及她所发现的一些重要化石。一定要去参观一下令人深受启发的“恐龙乐园”——那是史蒂夫·戴维斯倾尽心血建立的惊人收藏馆,全程未花费一分钱经费。该展览就设在玛丽·安宁受洗时所在的小教堂内。在这里,初学者也能从门外汉迅速成长为史前生命领域的专家。“恐龙乐园”的每一寸空间都摆满了各种标本,每一份说明文字也都由史蒂夫·戴维斯亲自撰写,既风趣幽默又知识丰富。真希望伦敦的自然历史博物馆也能得到如此妥善的照料。
最后,我不建议带家人去参观埃奇斯收藏馆。如果你们期望过高,肯定会大失所望。不过,如果像我一样是十足的恐龙迷,那也要做好心理准备:除了“海王龙”展品外,把钱花在别处或许更值得。