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Brian J
No spoon shop
Wansfell Pike的点评
点评：I am very disappointed to tell you that this hill has extremely unimpressed me and it didn't even have a cafe, a spoon shop OR even an escalator to help me with the ascent! I was flabbergasted when I was met with the monstrous mountain that I had to scale inside my brown tuxedo and pink shorts!
The fact that it didn't have a escolar, a cable car or a train was absolutely outrageous for one.
I stumbled on a tree root on my adventure and had my derriere rudely scrapped in a extreme fashion! It processed to bleed on my way to the highest point of the mound, until to my horrors I realised on the top that there was in fact no facilities AT ALL!!! No toilet, no shop (for my spoon) and no cafè at all!!! To be honest I could not be in the slightest happy with the view either. The cloud and the sun's beams burnt my frail skin and I had to loosen my bow tie for more comfort at the very top.
At the very least I could have hoped for a matalic spoon shop (for my collection) but no, NOT A SPOON SHOP IN SIGHT AT ALL!!!
As I clambered down on the extremely steep incline my bottom once again erupted but this time in a soiled fashion. NOT HELPFUL AT ALL!!! It was about 5 minutes down when I realised that my soil had trailed behind me all the way down till I reached a sign.
The sign stated.'Cafè, not opened on Mondays, opened Saturday and Sunday at 10 till 5'. Obviously I took no notice to it since it was closed even though I was starving to the bone! I should have checked again however because once I reached my car I saw a group of travellers talking about how delicious and wonderful the food at the CAFÈ WAS!!!!
I never went into the café if course because I know if a café can't put up a sign saying bank holiday Monday open they of course can't be good enough for a person like me!
My wife Janet refused to come for the discust she has from the last time we went to the lake District.
In short I would not recommend AT ALL!!! (Bring adult nappies if possible)
The fact that it didn't have a escolar, a cable car or a train was absolutely outrageous for one.
I stumbled on a tree root on my adventure and had my derriere rudely scrapped in a extreme fashion! It processed to bleed on my way to the highest point of the mound, until to my horrors I realised on the top that there was in fact no facilities AT ALL!!! No toilet, no shop (for my spoon) and no cafè at all!!! To be honest I could not be in the slightest happy with the view either. The cloud and the sun's beams burnt my frail skin and I had to loosen my bow tie for more comfort at the very top.
At the very least I could have hoped for a matalic spoon shop (for my collection) but no, NOT A SPOON SHOP IN SIGHT AT ALL!!!
As I clambered down on the extremely steep incline my bottom once again erupted but this time in a soiled fashion. NOT HELPFUL AT ALL!!! It was about 5 minutes down when I realised that my soil had trailed behind me all the way down till I reached a sign.
The sign stated.'Cafè, not opened on Mondays, opened Saturday and Sunday at 10 till 5'. Obviously I took no notice to it since it was closed even though I was starving to the bone! I should have checked again however because once I reached my car I saw a group of travellers talking about how delicious and wonderful the food at the CAFÈ WAS!!!!
I never went into the café if course because I know if a café can't put up a sign saying bank holiday Monday open they of course can't be good enough for a person like me!
My wife Janet refused to come for the discust she has from the last time we went to the lake District.
In short I would not recommend AT ALL!!! (Bring adult nappies if possible)
翻译：我很失望地告诉大家，这座山丘让我大失所望，它竟然连个咖啡馆、勺子店，甚至连个扶梯都没有！当我穿着棕色燕尾服和粉色短裤，面对着这座巍峨的山峰时，我简直惊呆了！
首先，它居然没有扶梯、缆车或火车，这简直太离谱了。
在攀登过程中，我不小心被树根绊倒，屁股被狠狠地刮了一下！一路上，我的屁股一直在流血，直到爬到山顶，我才惊恐地发现，这里竟然没有任何设施！！！没有厕所，没有商店（买勺子的地方），也没有咖啡馆！！！说实话，我对山顶的景色也一点都不满意。云层和阳光灼烧着我娇嫩的皮肤，到了山顶，我不得不松开领结才能舒服些。
我至少还指望能找到一家卖金属勺子的店（好让我收藏），结果呢，连一家勺子店的影子都没看到！！！
我沿着极其陡峭的斜坡往下爬，屁股又一次“爆发”了，这次还弄脏了。真是雪上加霜！！！走了大约五分钟，我才意识到，一路上的泥土都拖到了我身后，直到我看到一个牌子。
牌子上写着：“咖啡馆，周一不营业，周六周日10点至5点营业。” 显然，我根本没注意到，因为咖啡馆关门了，尽管我饿得要命！不过我应该再确认一下的，因为当我走到车边时，我看到一群旅行者正在谈论这家咖啡馆的食物有多么美味！！！！
我当然没进那家咖啡馆，因为我知道，如果一家咖啡馆连个“银行假日周一营业”的牌子都贴不出来，那它肯定配不上我这样的人！
我妻子珍妮特因为上次去湖区的糟糕经历，拒绝来。
总之，我绝对不推荐！！！（如果可以的话，最好带上成人尿布）
首先，它居然没有扶梯、缆车或火车，这简直太离谱了。
在攀登过程中，我不小心被树根绊倒，屁股被狠狠地刮了一下！一路上，我的屁股一直在流血，直到爬到山顶，我才惊恐地发现，这里竟然没有任何设施！！！没有厕所，没有商店（买勺子的地方），也没有咖啡馆！！！说实话，我对山顶的景色也一点都不满意。云层和阳光灼烧着我娇嫩的皮肤，到了山顶，我不得不松开领结才能舒服些。
我至少还指望能找到一家卖金属勺子的店（好让我收藏），结果呢，连一家勺子店的影子都没看到！！！
我沿着极其陡峭的斜坡往下爬，屁股又一次“爆发”了，这次还弄脏了。真是雪上加霜！！！走了大约五分钟，我才意识到，一路上的泥土都拖到了我身后，直到我看到一个牌子。
牌子上写着：“咖啡馆，周一不营业，周六周日10点至5点营业。” 显然，我根本没注意到，因为咖啡馆关门了，尽管我饿得要命！不过我应该再确认一下的，因为当我走到车边时，我看到一群旅行者正在谈论这家咖啡馆的食物有多么美味！！！！
我当然没进那家咖啡馆，因为我知道，如果一家咖啡馆连个“银行假日周一营业”的牌子都贴不出来，那它肯定配不上我这样的人！
我妻子珍妮特因为上次去湖区的糟糕经历，拒绝来。
总之，我绝对不推荐！！！（如果可以的话，最好带上成人尿布）
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