点评:Here’s a tidied-up version of your review—still sharp and to the point, but with a smoother flow:
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On arrival, I noticed the place was quite busy, with dry but windy weather. The tents hosting the indoor activities were taking a real battering, though they somehow managed to stay upright.
Staff at the entrance were polite and welcoming, but after that there were no staff to be found anywhere in the farm/park to supervise the activities.
Unfortunately, the site felt like a health and safety hazard. Trampolines had no zips, broken steps were being ignored, and capacity signs were overlooked. Fences on the air bouncers were coming loose, exposing rusty nails. The go karts were in poor condition, with no system to make sure children had fair turns.
The tractor ride was the only highlight, earning an extra star, but even that was delayed in opening and closed again for a lunch hour apparently with no backup driver available.
The infamous blue slide was another disappointment: a battered cushion at the bottom made it more of a running joke among visitors than an attraction.
Food and sweets were poor quality, the coffee was unpleasant, and overall the experience was far below expectations.
I will not be returning and cannot recommend.
翻译:以下是您评论的精简版——依然犀利切中要点,但行文更加流畅:
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抵达后,我发现这里人头攒动,天气干燥但刮风。用于举办室内活动的帐篷虽然受损严重,但仍然稳稳地立着。
入口处的工作人员彬彬有礼,热情好客,但之后农场/公园里再也找不到工作人员来监督活动了。
不幸的是,这个地方给人一种健康和安全隐患的感觉。蹦床没有拉链,破损的台阶无人问津,容量标识也无人问津。空中蹦床的围栏松动,露出了生锈的钉子。卡丁车状况很差,没有系统确保孩子们的公平转弯。
拖拉机游乐设施是唯一的亮点,值得额外加一颗星,但即使是拖拉机游乐设施也推迟开放,午餐时间又关闭了,显然是因为没有备用司机。
臭名昭著的蓝色滑梯也令人失望:底部破旧的垫子让它更像是游客们的笑柄,而不是一个景点。
食物和甜点质量很差,咖啡也难喝,总的来说,体验远低于预期。
我不会再来了,也不推荐。