点评:There isn't a page for The Maker and to be honest, I'm not surprised, the very idea of a review would doubtlessly offend the concept of this hellscape on the Perth Road. I'm not often inclined to review anywhere but my first and last visit to the Maker was enough to compel the following. I've never felt such offence at the deliberately least offensive place ever, first impressions upon entering were of the most objectionable aesthetic of bland I could fathom. Muted pastel and untreated cheap MDF paired with clinical lighting are the tip of this nothing atmosphere, even the music being played was as provoking as skimmed milk. The beer taps are identified by circular, meaningless colours as if the idea of identity would be offensive. If this place were a drink it would be a room temperature chickpea smoothie, I honestly couldn't imagine a more joyless, sexless non event if I tried. On a night where every other pub was heaving, the 6 other customers that were enduring this grinding abyss are sure to be amongst the last when the inevitable happens and this place closes.
翻译:没有关于《制造者》的页面,说实话,我并不感到惊讶,评论的想法无疑会冒犯珀斯路地狱景观的概念。我不经常去评论任何地方,但我第一次也是最后一次访问 Maker 足以迫使我做出以下决定。我从来没有在故意最不冒犯的地方感受到这样的冒犯,进入后的第一印象是我能理解的最令人反感的平淡审美。柔和的柔和色调和未经处理的廉价中密度纤维板搭配临床照明是这种虚无氛围的尖端,甚至播放的音乐也像脱脂牛奶一样令人兴奋。啤酒龙头以圆形、毫无意义的颜色来识别,就好像这种身份的想法会令人反感一样。如果这个地方是一种饮料,那将是室温鹰嘴豆冰沙,老实说,如果我尝试的话,我真的无法想象还有比这更无趣、无性的非活动了。在一个其他酒吧都在热闹的夜晚,当不可避免的事情发生并且这个地方关门时,另外 6 位正在忍受这种痛苦深渊的顾客肯定是最后一批。