点评:The worst brewery I’ve been to in over 64 breweries in the last 3 months. I’ve seen places all over the DMV, Maryland, and Pennsylvania while looking add more with Crooked Crab.
Oddly still in my ‘list to review’ I was interested in the pizza and craft beer to compare towards another craft pizza brewery in the region that had popped up recently and one that had been in town for ages. All brewers made their own pies and I wanted to know how this spot stood up.
I got a dirty look from the staff when I entered, I’ve never been here. I do not know any one here, but let’s keep it going. I sat down, said hi and was ignored by what their website calls Super Brewer Steve while another co owner lurked around the location. Shortly after basically being ignored, I guess he is telling me I am at his bar and he is on his time not mine decided to take my order. I cannot see the caulk, so I am squinting at the phone - long list, many options!
Quickly I was asked for id, it turned into an unforeseen denial of service and I have never been denied service. Then I was threatened to go outside behind the bar and two members of staff tried to gang up to attack me. Lovely, what a great experience.
翻译:过去三个月,我去过64家啤酒厂,这家是最差的。我去过DMV、马里兰州和宾夕法尼亚州各地,现在想再去Crooked Crab看看。
奇怪的是,Crooked Crab仍然在我的“待点评清单”里,我感兴趣的是披萨和精酿啤酒,想和附近另一家最近开业、在城里经营多年的精酿披萨啤酒厂比较一下。所有酿酒师都自己做披萨,我想知道这家啤酒厂的实力如何。
我进去的时候,工作人员给了我一个白眼,我以前从来没来过这里。我一个人也不认识,不过我们继续聊吧。我坐下,打了个招呼,结果被他们网站上自称“超级酿酒师史蒂夫”的人无视了,而另一位合伙人则在附近徘徊。我几乎被无视了之后不久,我猜他是在告诉我,我是在他的酒吧,他按他的时间,不是我的,于是决定帮我点单。我看不到填缝剂,所以眯着眼睛看着手机——长长的单子,好多选择!
很快,我被要求出示身份证件,结果变成了一次意料之外的拒绝服务,我以前从未被拒绝过服务。然后,他们威胁我到吧台后面去,两名工作人员还试图合伙攻击我。太棒了,真是一次很棒的经历。