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Kyle B
Fast Lane Breast Strokers and shallow end gossip lane
One Leisure的点评
点评：As a travelling salesman I have the pleasure of travelling up and down the country sampling the delights of the early bird / OAP gossip club swim sessions.
I have experienced many a “fast lane breast stroker” or the ex breakfast box Olympian swimmer who, in their mind thinks they’re travelling at 1.20/100m but in fact they’re barely staying afloat.
But St Ives (Cambridgeshire) leisure centre is something else!
To start the swimmers clearly can’t understand what is FAST, MEDIUM and SLOW in lane speeds and that slow breast stroke clearly isn’t going to cut it in the world of front crawl.
There also seems to be primitive group huddling in the shallow end where the lesser spotted retiree will congregate in fear of the front crawl predator for the “safety in numbers, like a pack of seals avoiding a Orca” sort of way and socialise for large period of time that seems to out weigh their time swimming and casing the in coming front crawl shark to take evasive action as they cannot complete their length. And when the front crawler comes up for air they’ll implement their “this is our swimming pool stare” to deter them.
But aside from this the changing rooms are clean and the showers are warm. Just don’t hang around in the shallow end too long as you might not get out alive
I have experienced many a “fast lane breast stroker” or the ex breakfast box Olympian swimmer who, in their mind thinks they’re travelling at 1.20/100m but in fact they’re barely staying afloat.
But St Ives (Cambridgeshire) leisure centre is something else!
To start the swimmers clearly can’t understand what is FAST, MEDIUM and SLOW in lane speeds and that slow breast stroke clearly isn’t going to cut it in the world of front crawl.
There also seems to be primitive group huddling in the shallow end where the lesser spotted retiree will congregate in fear of the front crawl predator for the “safety in numbers, like a pack of seals avoiding a Orca” sort of way and socialise for large period of time that seems to out weigh their time swimming and casing the in coming front crawl shark to take evasive action as they cannot complete their length. And when the front crawler comes up for air they’ll implement their “this is our swimming pool stare” to deter them.
But aside from this the changing rooms are clean and the showers are warm. Just don’t hang around in the shallow end too long as you might not get out alive
翻译：作为一名旅行推销员，我很高兴在全国各地旅行，品尝早起的鸟儿/OAP 八卦俱乐部游泳课程的乐趣。
我经历过许多“快车道蛙泳运动员”或前早餐盒奥林匹克游泳运动员，他们认为他们以 1.20/100 米的速度行进，但实际上他们几乎没有漂浮。
但圣艾夫斯（剑桥郡）休闲中心是另一回事！
首先，游泳运动员显然无法理解什么是泳道速度的快、中和慢，而且缓慢的蛙泳显然不会在前爬的世界中削减它。
似乎还有原始群体蜷缩在浅水区，较少被发现的退休人员会聚集在一起，因为害怕前面爬行的捕食者“数量安全，就像一群海豹避开逆戟鲸”的方式和长时间社交时间似乎超过了他们游泳和套住即将到来的前爬行鲨鱼的时间，以采取规避行动，因为他们无法完成他们的长度。当前面的爬行者出现时，他们会实施“这是我们的游泳池凝视”来阻止他们。
但除此之外，更衣室很干净，淋浴很温暖。只是不要在浅水区逗留太久，否则你可能无法活着出来
我经历过许多“快车道蛙泳运动员”或前早餐盒奥林匹克游泳运动员，他们认为他们以 1.20/100 米的速度行进，但实际上他们几乎没有漂浮。
但圣艾夫斯（剑桥郡）休闲中心是另一回事！
首先，游泳运动员显然无法理解什么是泳道速度的快、中和慢，而且缓慢的蛙泳显然不会在前爬的世界中削减它。
似乎还有原始群体蜷缩在浅水区，较少被发现的退休人员会聚集在一起，因为害怕前面爬行的捕食者“数量安全，就像一群海豹避开逆戟鲸”的方式和长时间社交时间似乎超过了他们游泳和套住即将到来的前爬行鲨鱼的时间，以采取规避行动，因为他们无法完成他们的长度。当前面的爬行者出现时，他们会实施“这是我们的游泳池凝视”来阻止他们。
但除此之外，更衣室很干净，淋浴很温暖。只是不要在浅水区逗留太久，否则你可能无法活着出来
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