Filthy, understaffed dump of a resort.
Butlin's Skegness Resort and Splash Waterworld的点评
点评:We booked a 4 night stay in July this year but ended up leaving after 3.
The room was filthy. My wife had to pick someone’s else’s toenail off the bottom of her foot after taking off her shoes and clumps of hair were getting stuck to my daughter’s toy off the carpet.
We paid for the all inclusive food and drinks, big mistake. The food was really poor. I mean we weren’t expecting Michelin star quality at Butlin’s but it was just tasteless slop, put together with no care at all. One night there was scampi that was like biting in to bullets, another night was curry that somehow had absolutely no flavour whatsoever, another night was “Korean noodles” which tasted like tinned Heinz spaghetti . Just poor. To be fair the breakfast was OK but you can’t really mess up a fry up.
The splash pool locker room stank of urine. There were ridiculously long queues for everything. We waited 45 minutes just to change our arcade tickets into a few plastic toys.
People were smoking everywhere. There were designated smoking areas and signs up saying no smoking, but this wasn’t enforced. Not nice when you’re walking around with 2 toddlers. That said, looking at the general clientele, they may not have been able to read the signs.
Circus was OK, nothing special. Plenty of other entertainment around which was also OK, nothing special.
Basically if you can afford anything better, do that instead. We certainly won’t be back.
翻译:我们今年7月预订了4晚的住宿,结果3晚就退房了。
房间很脏。我妻子脱鞋后不得不抠掉脚底别人的脚趾甲,头发也粘在了女儿从地毯上掉下来的玩具上。
我们付了全包的餐饮费,真是个大错误。食物真的很糟糕。我的意思是,我们本来没指望Butlin's能达到米其林星级的水平,结果却只是些毫无味道的垃圾,毫无用心地拼凑起来。一天晚上的炸虾吃起来像子弹一样,另一天晚上的咖喱不知怎么的完全没有味道,还有一天晚上的“韩式面条”尝起来像亨氏罐装意大利面。真是糟糕透了。公平地说,早餐还可以,但油炸食品可不能搞砸。
戏水池的更衣室里弥漫着尿骚味。所有东西都要排长队。我们等了45分钟,就为了把游戏机票换成几个塑料玩具。
到处都是人在抽烟。虽然有指定吸烟区,也立着禁止吸烟的标志,但并没有强制执行。带着两个小孩四处走动,这可不是什么好事。不过,看看那些普通的顾客,他们可能看不懂标志。
马戏团还行,没什么特别的。周围还有很多其他的娱乐活动,也还行,没什么特别的。
基本上,如果你能负担得起更好的选择,那就去那里吧。我们肯定不会再来了。