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The Worst Massage Experience of My Life – Avoid at All Costs!
Alona Bliss的点评
点评：rarely write negative reviews, but I feel compelled to warn others about Alona Bliss. This was, without a doubt, the worst massage experience I’ve ever had – and I’ve had plenty around the world.
First of all, there is zero sense of privacy. The rooms are barely separated, with curtains that offer no soundproofing or isolation, making the whole experience uncomfortable from the start.
The massage table was extremely uncomfortable – hard, narrow, and unstable. On top of that, the hygiene was appalling. The towels and even the fabric covering the table were in direct contact with my skin, and clearly not fresh or clean.
To make matters worse, my therapist had long nails that dug painfully into my skin during the massage. It felt more like an injury than a treatment.
Throughout the session, the massage therapists were talking and laughing amongst themselves, completely ruining any chance of relaxation. The place itself is also right next to a public square where performances were happening – so I had to endure loud music, shouting, and constant street noise.
This was supposed to be a moment of peace and self-care, but it turned into an hour of discomfort, frustration, and regret. I left feeling worse than when I arrived.
Do yourself a favor and avoid Alona Bliss. There is nothing blissful about it.
First of all, there is zero sense of privacy. The rooms are barely separated, with curtains that offer no soundproofing or isolation, making the whole experience uncomfortable from the start.
The massage table was extremely uncomfortable – hard, narrow, and unstable. On top of that, the hygiene was appalling. The towels and even the fabric covering the table were in direct contact with my skin, and clearly not fresh or clean.
To make matters worse, my therapist had long nails that dug painfully into my skin during the massage. It felt more like an injury than a treatment.
Throughout the session, the massage therapists were talking and laughing amongst themselves, completely ruining any chance of relaxation. The place itself is also right next to a public square where performances were happening – so I had to endure loud music, shouting, and constant street noise.
This was supposed to be a moment of peace and self-care, but it turned into an hour of discomfort, frustration, and regret. I left feeling worse than when I arrived.
Do yourself a favor and avoid Alona Bliss. There is nothing blissful about it.
翻译：我很少写负面评论，但我不得不提醒大家关于Alona Bliss的一点小建议。毫无疑问，这是我经历过的最糟糕的按摩体验——而且我在世界各地也经历过很多次了。
首先，这里完全没有隐私可言。房间之间几乎没有隔断，窗帘既不隔音也不隔音，从一开始就让整个体验很不舒服。
按摩床非常不舒服——又硬又窄，而且不稳定。最重要的是，卫生状况糟透了。毛巾，甚至连铺在按摩床上的布料都直接接触我的皮肤，显然不够干净。
更糟糕的是，我的按摩师的指甲很长，在按摩过程中深深地勒进了我的皮肤，疼得我心疼。感觉更像是受伤而不是治疗。
整个按摩过程中，按摩师们都在互相说说笑笑，完全破坏了放松的机会。而且，按摩店本身就紧邻一个正在举行表演的公共广场——所以我不得不忍受嘈杂的音乐、喊叫声和持续不断的街道噪音。
这本该是片刻宁静与自我疗愈，却变成了一个小时的不适、沮丧和悔恨。离开时，我感觉比来时更糟糕。
帮自己个忙，别去Alona Bliss了。那里根本没什么幸福可言。
首先，这里完全没有隐私可言。房间之间几乎没有隔断，窗帘既不隔音也不隔音，从一开始就让整个体验很不舒服。
按摩床非常不舒服——又硬又窄，而且不稳定。最重要的是，卫生状况糟透了。毛巾，甚至连铺在按摩床上的布料都直接接触我的皮肤，显然不够干净。
更糟糕的是，我的按摩师的指甲很长，在按摩过程中深深地勒进了我的皮肤，疼得我心疼。感觉更像是受伤而不是治疗。
整个按摩过程中，按摩师们都在互相说说笑笑，完全破坏了放松的机会。而且，按摩店本身就紧邻一个正在举行表演的公共广场——所以我不得不忍受嘈杂的音乐、喊叫声和持续不断的街道噪音。
这本该是片刻宁静与自我疗愈，却变成了一个小时的不适、沮丧和悔恨。离开时，我感觉比来时更糟糕。
帮自己个忙，别去Alona Bliss了。那里根本没什么幸福可言。
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