点评:I’m not exactly sure what this place does and I couldn’t find it so I went ahead regardless.
There are absolutely zero amphibians on display and I struggled to sculpt a dolphin without the necessary tools (or skills).
I found a member of staff but he struggled to find any pencils too.
They strapped me onto a well and suggested that I should climb it.
I have a historic fear of heights that has prevented me from climbing any more than 3 steps and has forced me into living in a bungalow.
After begging to be rescued,a young lady unexpectedly untethered me and took me to a nearby room.
I was given a cup of jelly and a small spoon but the jelly tasted weird…..a little bit like sun dried quiche?
Next time I see something that interests me I’ll think twice about it and make a risk assessment chart.
Saying that,I did have a very disheartening feeling when I left,I was made to feel so welcome that I felt like an otter being mollycoddled by its neurotic mother.
Well done !!! (But please get some nice jelly!)
翻译:我不太确定这个地方是做什么的,而且我找不到它,所以我无论如何都去了。
展出的两栖动物绝对为零,在没有必要的工具(或技能)的情况下,我很难雕刻海豚。
我找到了一名工作人员,但他也很难找到铅笔。
他们把我绑在一口井上,建议我爬上去。
我有一种历史性的恐高症,这使我无法爬超过 3 级台阶,并迫使我住在平房里。
求救后,一位年轻女士竟然松开了我,并把我带到了附近的房间。
他们给了我一杯果冻和一个小勺子,但果冻尝起来很奇怪……有点像晒干的乳蛋饼?
下次当我看到我感兴趣的东西时,我会仔细考虑并制作风险评估表。
话虽如此,我离开时确实有一种非常沮丧的感觉,我感觉自己很受欢迎,感觉就像一只水獭被神经质的母亲宠坏了。
做得好 !!! (但是请买一些美味的果冻!)