点评:Hi.
Today, myself and my two besties, Maddox and Maddox’s gf went to the Kelvingrove Art Gallery and Museum.
Let’s start by getting the record straight. We didn’t go in to see art. We didn’t go in to see museum. We needed a wee, simple as simple can be.
And that’s exactly what Kelvingrove Art Gallery and Museum accommodated for us: toilets.
Myself and Maddox headed straight into the gents and found ourselves in seperate cubicles. We both peed, whilst having a bright light above the toilet to illuminate our urine. At the same time, Maddox’s girlfriend headed into the female toilet. Big up, truly.
This experience was unmatched to any other toilet experience I have ever had. But here’s the thing. This was never about a toilet. This was never even about our bladders.
Kelvingrove Art Gallery and Museum’s toilets allowed us to realise how very much we truly appreciate each other, and furthermore, the company of some good friends.
Heading out of the cubicles,
Maddox and I shared a laugh about the bright lights in the cubicle whilst we washed our hands with soap. We then left the toilet and met his gf, who had also had a wee - we weren’t sure if she had washed her hands, but that is her personal choice.
Once we left the establishment, we shared a long hug, as we remembered our love for one another, before parting ways. I hope that the images that I attach illustrate the feelings we share for one another, and I hope that if you’re in Glasgow, you give Kelvingrove Art Gallery and Museum’s toilets - you won’t regret it. 💜
- JC
翻译:嗨。
今天,我和我的两个好朋友——马多克斯以及他的女朋友,一起去了凯尔文格罗夫艺术馆和博物馆。
先把事情说清楚吧。我们并不是去欣赏艺术或参观博物馆的。我们只是需要上厕所,就这么简单。
而凯尔文格罗夫艺术馆和博物馆正好满足了我们的需求:提供了厕所。
我和马多克斯直接走进了男厕所,各自进了不同的隔间。我们俩都顺利解决了生理需求。马桶上方还有一盏明亮的灯,用来照亮我们的尿液。与此同时,马多克斯的女友走进了女厕所。真是厉害啊,实至名归。
这次体验是我以往任何一次如厕经历都无法比拟的。不过关键在于:这根本不是关于厕所的事,甚至也和我们的膀胱毫无关系。
凯尔文格罗夫艺术馆与博物馆的厕所让我们意识到:我们是多么珍惜彼此,又多么珍视有好友相伴的时光啊。走出隔间后,我和马多克斯一边用肥皂洗手,一边笑着谈论着隔间里明亮的灯光。随后我们离开洗手间,遇到了他的女朋友——她也刚上完厕所。我们不确定她有没有洗手,但那是她的个人选择。
离开那家店后,我们紧紧相拥良久,回味着彼此间的爱意,接着才各奔东西。希望我附上的照片能体现出我们彼此间的深厚感情。希望如果你身处格拉斯哥,一定要去凯尔文格罗夫艺术馆和博物馆的洗手间看看——绝对不会让你失望的。💜
——JC