点评:let’s start with Doug: the man, the myth, the river legend. from the first phone call, he was quick, helpful, and had the kind of quirky charm that makes you wonder if he moonlights as a stand-up comedian or a nature cult leader (the fun kind). He gets it—and he wants you to get it too.
and what you’ll get is pure MAGIC. this private frio river access is tucked under some of the biggest cypress trees we’ve ever seen—like, “should we hug this or apply for a permit to live inside it?” kind of big. The river is CRYSTAL clear, peaceful, and feels like all of the nature and swimming holes surrounding it were carved out just for you. Seriously, it’s so private we started referring to it as our river by the end of the day.
highlights?
•got emotionally attached to a tree
(and i’m not sorry)
•feeding catfish with cheese puffs like a barefoot river fairy
•feeling like the main character in a southern indie film
•ZERO crowds, ZERO chaos, 100% vibes.
all i can say is—book it, soak it in, and thank me later. this slice of river paradise is the kind of place that sneaks into your heart and refuses to leave. my soul was and is still full of joy. Doug, you’ve got something super special here and i’m already planning my next visit!! 🦦🏞️☀️
翻译:让我们从Doug开始:他,他,他的故事,他这条河流的传奇。从第一次通话开始,他就反应迅速,乐于助人,而且散发着一种古怪的魅力,让你不禁怀疑他是不是兼职做脱口秀喜剧演员,或者自然崇拜领袖(那种有趣的)。他懂这些,也希望你也能懂。
而你将体验到的,是纯粹的魔力。这条私密的弗里奥河入口隐藏在我们见过的几棵最大的柏树下——就像在问“我们是应该拥抱它,还是申请许可证住在里面?”那样宏大。这条河水清澈见底,宁静祥和,感觉周围的自然风光和游泳池都是为你量身打造的。说真的,它是如此私密,以至于到最后我们开始把它称为“我们的河”。
亮点?
•对一棵树产生了感情
(我并不后悔)
•像赤脚的河上仙女一样用芝士泡芙喂鲶鱼
•感觉自己就像南方独立电影里的主角
•零拥挤,零混乱,100%的氛围。
我只想说——预订吧,尽情享受,之后再感谢我。这片河流天堂是那种潜入你内心深处,不愿离开的地方。我的灵魂过去和现在都充满喜悦。Doug,你这里的东西太特别了,我已经在计划下次了!!🦦🏞️☀️