点评:Four of us visited the café on Sunday, 2nd August 2026, and the only way to describe the experience is that it felt like an episode of the BBC’s Come Fly With Me with Matt Lucas and David Williams. It was honestly hilarious, the level of utter utter carnage was unlike anything we’ve seen. Chaos from start to finish, but strangely entertaining to watch unfold.
The young man behind the till couldn’t understand what we were ordering. Despite us speaking clearly, he wrote the order down incorrectly on his notepad and then somehow managed to read it all back wrong as well. To top it off, he tried to charge us for four more sandwiches than we’d actually ordered.
After waiting 55 minutes, four completely random sandwiches eventually arrived—and every single one was wrong. At that point, our drinks still hadn’t appeared. When they finally did arrive, all four were incorrect too. Quite honestly, how do you manage to mix up two flat whites and two teas?
The chaos only continued to get worse. Random sandwiches were appearing for tables outside, customers were left confused, staff didn’t seem to know what was going where, drinks were being spilled, and food was clearly being wasted.
At that point, it genuinely felt like it would have been better to close the doors, regroup, and stop the embarrassment—not to mention the amount of wasted produce.
I’ve never witnessed such complete carnage in a café. The whole operation appeared to be completely out of control.
We will not return for the food/drink, maybe for the comedy show
翻译:我们四个人于2026年8月2日星期天去了那家咖啡馆。用一句话来形容这次体验的话,就是感觉就像BBC的节目《Come Fly With Me》里马特·卢卡斯和大卫·威廉姆斯出演的一集。真的非常好笑,现场的混乱程度简直超乎想象。从头到尾都一片混乱,但看着这一切发生却又莫名地有趣。
收银台那位年轻男子完全听不懂我们在点什么。尽管我们说话已经很清楚了。他把订单内容错误地记在了记事本上,后来不知怎么的,读订单时也读错了。更离谱的是,他居然试图向我们收取比我们实际订购数量多出四个三明治的费用。
等了55分钟后,四个毫无关联的三明治终于送来了——结果全都是错的。此时我们的饮料还迟迟没来。等饮料终于送上时,四杯也全都不对。说真的……你究竟是怎么把两杯平白咖啡和两杯茶搞混的呢?
混乱局面愈演愈烈。外面桌位上出现了各种莫名其妙的三明治;顾客们一头雾水;工作人员似乎也不清楚该把食物送到哪里;饮料频频洒出,食物显然也被浪费了不少。
那时我真觉得,与其这样继续下去,不如关上店门、重新整顿一番,免得闹出笑话——更别提那些被浪费掉的食材了。我从未在咖啡馆里见过如此惨烈的场面。整个局面似乎完全失控了。
我们不会再为了食物或饮料而光顾了,不过或许会为了看喜剧表演而去吧。