点评:We were very pleased by the beauty of the castle & courtyard. Wisteria in bloom, table & chairs outside our door— we immediately made a plate of fruits & cheeses, opened wine, & sat outside. The farmhouse was clean. Excellent library. Towels & sheets smelled terrific, bed linens crisp & luxurious.
Johnny gave us a brief check-in. As a consequence, we never got a tour of the castle because we were not told how to go about it, so it wasn't on our minds. We asked Johnny for chairs for our private second-floor terrace so we could use it and he said yes, but we never got them. And many listed amenities were missing, most importantly a paid washer & dryer. Also missing: refrigerator & freezer (mini fridge only), dining chairs, portable fans, closet, & private backyard.
One of the bathrooms didn't have a wastebasket. Neither bedroom had a wastebasket. Hooks for towels next to the shower would be very helpful. Be aware that there are a few little glass shelves above the sink, but there's really no place to put your all of your toiletries and makeup. And there is no mirror in the bedroom at all, so when someone puts on their makeup, they will have to do it over the sink. In Ireland, there are no power outlets in bathrooms, so when you blow-dry your hair in the bedroom, you also have to do that without a mirror. If you're more like camper than someone who wants to stay at nice accommodations, none of that will bother you.
Other guests sat outside our living & dining windows at night. No blinds to close. No privacy. Awful. TV didn’t work.
But here's the kicker. We were locked out before midnight on our last night. Gerry wasn't on the property and couldn't rouse the maid who was on the property and who could have let us in through another door. Gerry used several delay tactics, and he said we didn’t know how to use Irish locks. At one point he asked me if I'd ever used the key. Later, he asked me if I even had the key. Gerry kept saying he was coming to help us, but it took him many, many times of saying that before he actually came. He finally arrived over an hour later.
We were sitting outside all that time, our phone batteries draining, and dew was settling on us, which is not okay. And though we knew what was wrong (vertical deadbolt had slipped), he didn’t believe us. That's exactly what was wrong. But before Gerry figured out that what we said was exactly right, he was struggling to open the door that was deadbolted. He offered us different bedrooms to sleep in. Ridiculous. We are four middle-aged adults (one actually and octogenarian), and we needed our medicines and we needed our pajamas and toothbrushes and our phone chargers-- not another room.
In the end, Gerry and the maid had to let us in through the other door, just as we said they would have to.
We got to bed at 2 am. Gerry did give us an adjustment on the bill, which I had to follow up on several times, but that in no way makes up for what we went through, especially because like on the night we needed help, I had to dog him and then I had to dog him to get the refund he promised.
翻译:城堡和庭院的美景让我们非常满意。紫藤盛开,门外摆放着桌椅——我们立即做了一盘水果和奶酪,打开葡萄酒,坐在外面。农舍很干净。图书馆很棒。毛巾和床单闻起来很香,床单清爽而奢华。
约翰尼给我们做了简短的入住登记。结果,我们从未参观过城堡,因为我们没有被告知如何参观,所以我们没有考虑这件事。我们向约翰尼要了椅子,放在我们私人的二楼露台上,这样我们就可以使用了,他答应了,但我们从来没有拿到。而且许多列出的便利设施都没有,最重要的是付费的洗衣机和烘干机。还缺少:冰箱和冰柜(仅限迷你冰箱)、餐椅、便携式风扇、壁橱和私人后院。
其中一间浴室没有废纸篓。两间卧室都没有废纸篓。淋浴旁边的毛巾挂钩会非常有用。请注意,水槽上方有几个小玻璃架,但实际上没有地方放置您的所有洗漱用品和化妆品。卧室里根本没有镜子,所以当有人化妆时,他们必须在水槽上方化妆。在爱尔兰,浴室里没有电源插座,所以当你在卧室吹干头发时,你也必须在没有镜子的情况下吹干头发。如果你更像是露营者而不是想住在好住处的人,这些都不会打扰你。
其他客人晚上坐在我们的客厅和餐厅窗户外面。没有百叶窗可以关上。没有隐私。太糟糕了。电视不能用。
但问题是。我们最后一晚午夜前就被锁在外面了。Gerry 不在房子里,无法叫醒在房子里的女仆,她本可以让我们通过另一扇门进来。Gerry 使用了几种拖延战术,他说我们不知道如何使用爱尔兰锁。有一次他问我是否用过钥匙。后来,他问我有没有钥匙。格里一直说他会来帮我们,但他花了好多好多次才真正来。一个多小时后,他终于来了。
我们一直坐在外面,手机电池快没电了,身上还沾满了露水,这可不好。虽然我们知道问题出在哪里(垂直门闩滑落了),但他不相信我们。问题就出在这里。但在格里弄清楚我们说的完全正确之前,他正在努力打开锁着的门。他给我们提供了不同的卧室让我们睡觉。太荒谬了。我们四个中年人(实际上一个是八十多岁的老人),我们需要药物、睡衣、牙刷和手机充电器——而不是另一个房间。
最后,格里和女仆不得不让我们从另一扇门进去,就像我们说的那样。
我们凌晨 2 点就睡觉了。Gerry 确实给我们调整了账单,我不得不跟进好几次,但这根本无法弥补我们所经历的一切,尤其是因为在我们需要帮助的那天晚上,我不得不一直缠着他,然后又缠着他,才能拿到他承诺的退款。