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Not My Kink, Perhaps?
The Sexiest WC on Earth的点评
点评：While my wife and I are long-time experts on how to sit and people watch in squares around the world (while purchasing the minimum to keep our seats), our recent meal and my medications were weighing heavily on my lower intestine. We began to scan Praca do Camercio for a toilet, hopefully one that was clean and cheap. The quality of its sexiness, strangely enough, wasn’t one of the requirements. But there was a massive sign indicating THE SEXIEST WC IN THE WORLD!
I paused. A glory hope advertising itself in broad daylight? Little did I know that this was a minor tourist attraction created by a company which advertised 'The Sexiest Toilet Paper in The World'.
I do try to accept other people’s kinks that I just do not get as long as they are not harmful to others, but sexy toilet paper is never going to be one of them. And the proof was in those walls as what they provided was, at least to my eyes, not sexy. Yes, the TP did come in more shades than the rainbow and was stacked in a colour pallet which was pleasing to the eyes in rooms that were also shaded in a manner that is quite complex, but again, I wasn’t seeing the sexy part. As well, despite the Massive sign promoting SEXIEST, the rooms were guarded by a very shy young girl in glasses who requested 4 Eu to enter. As I was hesitant to have a permanent record of me travelling into whatever was beyond her, I decided to pay cash, and couldn’t get change from my 5Euros. So what did I get for my 5Euros? I got to choose a brand new roll of tan shaded toilet paper from the selection, walk past several portraits of models and go to the bathroom. That’s it. Yes, there were mirrors, not 2-way, there was no illicit thrill as I wiped and I left my disappointment and my fiver behind. Sorry, guys, but my wife smile is far sexier than your WC
I paused. A glory hope advertising itself in broad daylight? Little did I know that this was a minor tourist attraction created by a company which advertised 'The Sexiest Toilet Paper in The World'.
I do try to accept other people’s kinks that I just do not get as long as they are not harmful to others, but sexy toilet paper is never going to be one of them. And the proof was in those walls as what they provided was, at least to my eyes, not sexy. Yes, the TP did come in more shades than the rainbow and was stacked in a colour pallet which was pleasing to the eyes in rooms that were also shaded in a manner that is quite complex, but again, I wasn’t seeing the sexy part. As well, despite the Massive sign promoting SEXIEST, the rooms were guarded by a very shy young girl in glasses who requested 4 Eu to enter. As I was hesitant to have a permanent record of me travelling into whatever was beyond her, I decided to pay cash, and couldn’t get change from my 5Euros. So what did I get for my 5Euros? I got to choose a brand new roll of tan shaded toilet paper from the selection, walk past several portraits of models and go to the bathroom. That’s it. Yes, there were mirrors, not 2-way, there was no illicit thrill as I wiped and I left my disappointment and my fiver behind. Sorry, guys, but my wife smile is far sexier than your WC
翻译：虽然我和妻子长期以来都是如何在世界各地的广场上坐着观察来往人群的专家（同时只买最低限度的商品以保住座位），但最近吃的饭和吃的药却让我的下肠感到沉重。我们开始在卡梅西奥广场（Praca do Camercio）寻找厕所，希望是干净又便宜的。奇怪的是，性感程度并非必要条件之一。但那里却有一个巨大的标志牌，上面写着“世界上最性感的厕所”！
我顿了顿。光天化日之下，为了荣耀而做广告？我当时并不知道，这其实是一家公司打造的小型旅游景点，广告宣传的是“世界上最性感的厕纸”。
我的确试着去接受别人的怪癖，而我却无法接受，只要它们不伤害他人，但性感的厕纸永远不可能成为其中之一。证据就在那些墙壁上，至少在我看来，他们提供的东西并不性感。是的，卫生纸的颜色确实比彩虹色更多，而且颜色堆叠在一起，在同样以相当复杂的方式着色的房间里看起来赏心悦目，但我还是没看到性感的部分。此外，尽管巨大的招牌上写着“最性感”，但房间却由一个非常害羞的戴眼镜的小女孩看守，她要求4欧元才能进入。由于我犹豫着是否要永久记录我进入她后面的房间，所以我决定付现金，结果5欧元没找零。那么，我用这5欧元买到了什么呢？我从中选择了一卷全新的棕褐色卫生纸，走过几幅模特肖像，然后去了洗手间。仅此而已。是的，那里有镜子，但不是双向的，当我擦拭时，没有任何不正当的刺激，我把我的失望和5欧元留在了身后。抱歉，伙计们，但我老婆的笑容比你们的马桶性感多了。
我顿了顿。光天化日之下，为了荣耀而做广告？我当时并不知道，这其实是一家公司打造的小型旅游景点，广告宣传的是“世界上最性感的厕纸”。
我的确试着去接受别人的怪癖，而我却无法接受，只要它们不伤害他人，但性感的厕纸永远不可能成为其中之一。证据就在那些墙壁上，至少在我看来，他们提供的东西并不性感。是的，卫生纸的颜色确实比彩虹色更多，而且颜色堆叠在一起，在同样以相当复杂的方式着色的房间里看起来赏心悦目，但我还是没看到性感的部分。此外，尽管巨大的招牌上写着“最性感”，但房间却由一个非常害羞的戴眼镜的小女孩看守，她要求4欧元才能进入。由于我犹豫着是否要永久记录我进入她后面的房间，所以我决定付现金，结果5欧元没找零。那么，我用这5欧元买到了什么呢？我从中选择了一卷全新的棕褐色卫生纸，走过几幅模特肖像，然后去了洗手间。仅此而已。是的，那里有镜子，但不是双向的，当我擦拭时，没有任何不正当的刺激，我把我的失望和5欧元留在了身后。抱歉，伙计们，但我老婆的笑容比你们的马桶性感多了。
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