There is nothing to conserve here, abolish this place immediately.
Big Sandy Bay Conservation Area的点评
点评:The 1.5km trek to get to the so-called “beach” (if you squint hard enough and suspend all disbelief) felt like a punishment from the gods. My grandfather stormed the beaches of Normandy, and I’m convinced he had a more enjoyable time than I did trudging through bug-infested swamp trails and terrain that screamed, “Turn back now.”
And for what? A soul-crushing view of a rock garden tangled in weeds, with all the charm of a flooded gravel pit. There. Is. No. Beach. Just shattered dreams, ankle-twisting stones, and enough bugs to qualify as an entomologist’s wet dream.
And let’s talk about those glowing 5-star reviews. You’re not fooling anyone, Linda-from-marketing. If this dump is paradise, then I’m the Queen of Monaco. Miss me with that propaganda.
In short: save your time, money, and dignity. This place should be condemned, not reviewed.
翻译:跋涉1.5公里才到达所谓的“海滩”(如果你眯起眼睛,放下所有怀疑的话),感觉就像是来自诸神的惩罚。我的祖父曾征服过诺曼底的海滩,我相信他比我更享受在虫害肆虐的沼泽小径和尖叫着“赶紧回头”的地形中跋涉的时光。
为了什么?一片令人心碎的景象:杂草丛生的岩石花园,散发着被水淹没的砾石坑的所有魅力。那里,没有海滩。只有破碎的梦想,扭伤脚踝的石头,以及足以称得上昆虫学家春梦的虫子。
说说那些五星好评吧。你骗不了人,市场部的琳达。如果这垃圾场是天堂,那我就是摩纳哥女王了。你这种宣传太没用了。
简而言之:节省你的时间、金钱和尊严。这个地方应该受到谴责,而不是审查。