点评:Do not come to a concert at Usucka! Unless you’re Chad and Lori Daybell and can teleport or you own a Helicopter, stay home. Use the extra time to grow a garden, learn how to play the piano… train for a marathon. Satan and his angels are currently studying USANA learning how to better torture humanity. Why? Because USANA has perfected it. Yes the acoustics there are wonderful but if your marriage is in tatters or you’ve burst several blood vessels by the time you get there, is it really worth it? I’m trying to give the folks who built USANA the benefit of the doubt. Maybe they constructed it before cars were invented. Or maybe the road engineers took that month off or are missing a few chromosomes. If that’s the case, then I suppose I could find a little forgiveness. But if they did this deliberately, then Marquis de Sade has nothing on them. If Elvis, George Harrison, Lennon, Jim Morrison, and Prince suddenly resurrect and form a super band and their first gig is USANA. I’ll maybe consider coming back. Psych, just kidding. I’m never coming back.
翻译:不要来 Usucka 听音乐会!除非你是 Chad 和 Lori Daybell 并且可以传送或者你拥有直升机,否则请待在家里。利用额外的时间种植花园,学习弹钢琴……为马拉松训练。撒旦和他的天使目前正在研究 USANA,学习如何更好地折磨人类。为什么?因为USANA已经完善了它。是的,那里的音响效果很棒,但如果你的婚姻破烂不堪,或者你到达那里时已经爆裂了几根血管,那真的值得吗?我试图让那些建立 USANA 的人从怀疑中获益。也许他们在汽车发明之前就建造了它。或者道路工程师可能在那个月休假或缺少一些染色体。如果是这样的话,那么我想我可以找到一点宽恕。但如果他们是故意这样做的,那么萨德侯爵就没有他们的本事了。如果猫王、乔治哈里森、列侬、吉姆莫里森和普林斯突然复活并组成一支超级乐队,他们的第一场演出就是优莎娜。我可能会考虑回来。心理,开玩笑。我永远不会回来。