点评:My wife's company is hosting a mini golf tournament this month using Sir Goony's. In saying that, had we wound up here on a whim, we would of turned around and left the moment we entered the parking lot! The weather was already gloomy and along with the appearance of this place I felt like we had just stumbled upon the set of a horror movie. Absolutely everything here is in need of some sort of maintenance, the grass looked like it hadn't been mowed in a month, and every plant/bush was overgrown...really lending to that abandoned vibe! Other than the five of us, there was absolutely no one in sight. We wandered up to this building that we were pretty certain was where you pay but all of the windows were closed and we could see no lights on inside. One of the guys in our group had to knock on the window for us to even get service. As for the course...well, if you grew up in the 90s, this place definitely has a nostalgic 90s vibe but more like a nostalgic nightmare disguised as a fever dream. Every hole had it's problems and don't get me started on the safety hazard that is that wooden bridge!! I was waiting for my turn and looked to my right to literally see the railing was crumbling!! I could feel boards moving under my feet!! The only good thing about this outing was the company and jokes we made at the expense of the props along the course. OH and if you pose with any of the props be very careful, none of them are secured to the ground and we almost took down that gorilla during our group photo
翻译:我妻子的公司这个月在Sir Goony's举办迷你高尔夫锦标赛。不过话说回来,如果我们是临时起意来的,一进停车场就肯定会掉头离开!天气本来就阴沉沉的,再加上这地方的破败景象,感觉就像误入了恐怖电影的片场。这里的一切都亟待维护,草坪看起来一个月都没修剪过,每株植物都长得杂乱不堪……真是透着一股荒凉的感觉!除了我们五个人,周围一个人影都没有。我们走到一栋楼前,觉得应该是付款的地方,结果发现所有的窗户都关着,里面也没有任何灯光。我们一行人里有人不得不敲窗户,才有人过来招呼我们。至于球场嘛……如果你是90后,这里绝对充满了90年代的怀旧气息,但更像是一场伪装成梦境的怀旧噩梦。每个球洞都有问题,还有那座木桥,简直就是个安全隐患!我当时正在排队等着,往右边一看,栏杆竟然摇摇欲坠!我都能感觉到脚下的木板在晃动!这次打球唯一的好处就是和朋友们一起玩,还拿球场边的道具开玩笑。哦,对了,如果你要和任何道具合影,一定要非常小心,它们都没有固定在地上,我们拍集体照的时候差点把那只大猩猩弄倒了。