点评:So listen… I take the family to Storybook Land down in Egg Harbor Township. Now, at first, I’m thinkin’ — “This is gonna be some kiddie crap, overpriced popcorn, and a bunch of corny rides.” But lemme tell ya — I was wrong. Dead wrong.
From the moment you walk in, it’s like steppin’ into a freakin’ fairy tale. The place? Clean as a whistle. No grime, no nonsense. And the staff? Sweet as Nonna’s cannoli. Smilin’, helpful, treatin’ my little ones like royalty. Even Gionna was smilin’ — and that’s sayin’ something.
The kids? They were runnin’ around like maniacs — laughin’, screamin’ on the rides, takin’ pictures with Mother Goose like she’s Beyoncé. And me? I gotta admit… I caught myself hummin’ along to some of that carousel music. Maybe it was the nostalgia. Maybe it was seein’ my daughter on the pony ride. Either way… yeah. I felt somethin’.
The rides ain’t Six Flags, but they’re perfect for the little ones. And for once, I didn’t feel like I was bein’ hustled every five feet. The food’s decent, bathrooms are spotless, and the vibe? Pure, old-school American family charm. No flashing lights. No weirdos. Just memories.
翻译:听着……我带家人去了位于蛋港镇的童话世界。一开始,我心想——“这里肯定有一堆小孩子玩的玩意儿,爆米花贵得吓人,还有一堆老掉牙的游乐设施。” 但让我告诉你——我错了,大错特错。
从你走进去的那一刻起,就像走进了一个该死的童话世界。这个地方?干净得像口哨一样。没有污垢,没有废话。工作人员呢?就像奶奶做的奶油卷一样亲切。面带微笑,乐于助人,把我的孩子们当成皇室成员一样对待。就连吉奥娜也面带微笑——这说明了一些问题。
孩子们?他们像疯子一样跑来跑去——在游乐设施上又笑又叫,还和鹅妈妈合影,就像她是碧昂丝一样。至于我呢?我得承认……我发现自己竟然跟着旋转木马的音乐哼唱起来了。也许是因为怀旧吧。也许是因为我看到女儿骑小马。总之……是的,我有点感觉。
虽然游乐设施不是六旗乐园的,但对小朋友来说很完美。而且,这一次,我没有感觉到每隔五英尺就有人催促我。食物不错,卫生间一尘不染,氛围呢?纯粹的老式美式家庭魅力。没有闪光灯。没有怪人。只有回忆。