点评:On the eve of October 11th, we braved the cold, rainy lands outside Medieval Times (despite holding the sacred scrolls of “VIP” status).
Yet, our noble titles granted us no early entry nor shelter from the rain. Apparently, “Very Important Peasants” must still wait in line… OUTSIDE.
Once inside the castle, spirits lifted thanks to our kind server.
But then came the royal feast… or so we thought. The tomato soup was the champion of the banquet, the potato a loyal squire… but the chicken? As bland as a knight with no quest. And the dessert… dear heavens. 😏
A sad, microwaved eclair drowned in questionable chocolate syrup… an offense to pastry-kind. Not even a dragon would eat that. Oh. The lemonade was fine.
All in all, a night of decent entertainment and kind service, but for the gold they charge, one expects a feast fit for royalty… not a medieval mystery meal.
翻译:10月11日前夕,我们勇敢地踏上了中世纪时代城堡外寒冷多雨的土地(尽管我们手握“贵宾”的神圣卷轴)。
然而,我们的贵族头衔既不能让我们提前入场,也不能让我们避雨。显然,“非常重要的农民”仍然必须排队等候……而且是在外面。
一进城堡,在好心的服务员的搀扶下,大家的心情都轻松起来。
接下来是皇家盛宴……或者说,我们以为是这样的。番茄汤是这场盛宴的主角,土豆是忠诚的侍从……但鸡肉呢?乏味得像个没有使命的骑士。还有甜点……我的天哪。😏
一个微波炉加热的、令人失望的闪电泡芙,被令人作呕的巧克力糖浆淹没了……简直是对糕点爱好者的冒犯。就连龙都不会吃。哦,柠檬水还不错。
总而言之,这是一个娱乐活动丰富、服务周到的夜晚,但考虑到他们收取的费用,人们期待的是一场适合皇室的盛宴……而不是一顿中世纪的神秘大餐。