点评:My Experience in Naithan beach Area.
I booked myself this “amazing” one-bed villa by the beach at Andaman White beach Resort it’s a 4 star hotel that is around 10 minutes walk to Naithan beach it also have its own private beach, Sounds dreamy, right? Except, when I tried to go for a swim, the waves and current were less “gentle ocean breeze” and more “washing machine set to turbo.” Don’t get me wrong, I love waves… but these waves clearly didn’t love me back.
So, I decided to get smart: I went and bought myself a bodyboard. If you can’t beat the ocean, at least try to ride it, right?
On my heroic march back to the villa with my new board, destiny struck—literally under my feet. I must have stepped right into the penthouse suite of Phuket’s Ant Empire, because suddenly, an army of giant ants launched a coordinated attack on my legs.
Cue me, in the middle of the street, screaming like I’d just been cast in a horror movie: running, hopping, and flailing around with my umbrella like a deranged Mary Poppins. Instead of swatting ants, I just gave myself a free scratch-and-itch massage.
Just when I thought all hope was lost, a local lady appeared wielding a broom like some kind of street-cleaning superhero. Without hesitation, she started sweeping ants off me as if I were just another dusty sidewalk. I wasn’t sure if she was saving me or tenderizing me for the ants’ dinner—but thankfully, the broom-and-screaming combo worked, and the ants retreated.
Finally ant-free, I grabbed my board and ran to the sea, ready for my triumphant comeback. The ocean, however, had other plans. One wave later—boom—I was face-planted in the sand, tangled with my board like a poorly wrapped sushi roll.
Bottom line? Don’t step on an ant house, don’t challenge the monsoon ocean, and if you ever need saving—pray for a broom-wielding Thai lady to show up.
翻译:我在奈坦海滩区的经历。
我在安达曼白沙滩度假村预订了这栋“超赞”的海滩单卧别墅。这是一家四星级酒店,步行约10分钟即可到达奈坦海滩,还拥有自己的私人海滩。听起来很梦幻吧?然而,当我尝试游泳时,海浪和水流不再像“轻柔的海风”,更像是“开着涡轮的洗衣机”。别误会,我喜欢海浪……但这些海浪显然不爱我。
所以,我决定耍点小聪明:我去买了一块冲浪板。如果你无法战胜大海,至少也要试着驾驭它,对吧?
就在我带着新冲浪板英勇地返回别墅时,命运突然降临——就在我脚下。我一定是走进了普吉岛蚂蚁帝国的顶层套房,因为突然间,一群巨型蚂蚁对我的双腿发起了协同攻击。
就在我,站在马路中央,尖叫着,就像刚被拍进恐怖电影里一样:又跑又跳,挥舞着雨伞,像个精神失常的玛丽·波平斯。我没有去拍蚂蚁,而是给自己做了一次免费的抓痒按摩。
就在我以为一切都完了的时候,一位当地女士挥舞着扫帚,就像某种街道清洁超级英雄。她毫不犹豫地开始扫除我身上的蚂蚁,仿佛我只是一条尘土飞扬的人行道。我不知道她是在救我,还是在把我弄得软弱无力,准备当蚂蚁的晚餐——但谢天谢地,扫帚和尖叫的组合奏效了,蚂蚁们都退缩了。
终于摆脱了蚂蚁,我抓起冲浪板跑向大海,准备凯旋归来。然而,大海另有安排。一个浪头之后——砰——我脸朝下栽进沙里,冲浪板缠住了我,就像一个包装不好的寿司卷。
底线?别踩蚂蚁窝,别挑战季风海洋,如果你需要救援——祈祷一位挥舞扫帚的泰国女士出现。