点评:🌊❄ Seán O’Shamrock vs. the Saltburn Cold – Who Won?! ❄🌊
Ah, me fellow adventurers, let me tell ye a tale of bravery, bone-chilling winds, and a walk longer than a leprechaun’s list of past mischiefs! 😅
In January 2025, I found meself in Saltburn-by-the-Sea—a place so scenic, it looks like a postcard come to life! Clifftop views, wild waves, and the famous Saltburn Pier stretchin’ out into the ocean like a fisherman’s last hope. 🎣
But sweet saints above… it was colder than a snowman’s handshake! 🥶❄ The kind o’ cold that steals yer soul, freezes yer toes, and makes ye question every life decision that led ye there! Even me lucky charms couldn’t protect me! 🍀
👉 THE WALK DOWN – A lovely, scenic descent… until ye realise the cliff tramway’s closed for winter! That meant a long trek down an icy path, grippin’ the railings like me life depended on it. 🚶♂️💨
👉 THE BEACH – Grand views, aye, but the wind slapped me like I owed it money! 🌬️🌊 Seagulls had their eyes on me snacks, an’ the sea spray was doin’ its best to turn me into an icicle.
👉 THE CLIMB BACK UP – Ever fancied a workout in a freezing wind tunnel? That’s what it felt like! Legs burnin’, lungs screamin’, an’ me thinkin’ I should’ve left a note sayin’ goodbye to the world! 💀
🥶 HOW DID I SURVIVE?
By divin’ straight into a cosy café, wrappin’ me frozen hands around a steamin’ mug of tea, an’ demolishin’ a cake the size of me fist. ☕🍰 Ahh, sweet warmth, I’ll never take ye for granted again!
📣 FINAL VERDICT – WOULD I GO BACK?
Aye… but maybe not in January! 😆 If ye love stunning views, fresh sea air, and a proper leg workout, Saltburn’s a must-visit. But if ye value the feelin’ in yer fingers an’ toes… maybe wait for summer!
🔥 WHO’S BRAVE ENOUGH TO TAKE ON SALTBURN IN WINTER? 🔥
Drop a comment below 👇 Have ye survived
翻译:🌊❄ Seán O’Shamrock 对抗 Saltburn Cold – 谁赢了?!❄🌊
啊,我的冒险伙伴们,让我给你们讲一个勇敢的故事,寒风刺骨,还有比小妖精的过去恶作剧清单还要长的步行!😅
2025 年 1 月,我发现自己身处 Saltburn-by-the-Sea——一个风景如画的地方,看起来就像一张栩栩如生的明信片!悬崖顶的景色、狂野的海浪,以及著名的 Saltburn Pier 延伸到大海,就像渔夫的最后希望。🎣
但天上的圣人……比雪人的握手还要冷!🥶❄ 那种寒冷会偷走你的灵魂,冻结你的脚趾,让你质疑导致你到那里的每一个人生决定!即使是我的幸运符也无法保护我! 🍀
👉 下山——风景优美的下山路……直到你意识到悬崖缆车在冬天关闭了!这意味着我要沿着结冰的小路长途跋涉,紧紧抓住栏杆,就像我的生命取决于它一样。🚶♂️💨
👉 海滩——景色很美,但是风像我欠它钱一样拍打着我!🌬️🌊 海鸥盯着我的零食,海浪正竭尽全力把我变成冰柱。
👉 爬上去——有没有想过在冰冷的风洞里锻炼?那就是那种感觉!双腿灼热,肺部尖叫,我想我应该留下一张纸条,跟这个世界说再见!💀
🥶 我是怎么活下来的?
直接走进一家舒适的咖啡馆,用我冰冷的手捧着一杯热气腾腾的茶,然后吃掉一个拳头大小的蛋糕。☕🍰啊,甜蜜的温暖,我再也不会把你视为理所当然了!
📣最终结论——我会回去吗?
是的……但也许不是在一月份!😆如果你喜欢令人惊叹的景色、新鲜的海风和适当的腿部锻炼,萨尔特本是必去之地。但如果你重视手指和脚趾的感觉……也许等到夏天吧!
🔥谁有足够的勇气在冬天挑战萨尔特本?🔥
在下面发表评论👇你活下来了吗