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2026年06月07日发布于: 海外

点评：Hi I’m Jacken. I came with my sister that is 18 I’m 10 . As soon as we got there we saw 18 horses so my sissys age in a muddy field (dry mud ) that was tiny . We have horses at home in the uk . And the guide just shoved us on this pony’s . I needed a wee wee (I have a bowel disorder) so they showed me where it was and … there he was taking a dookie with his beer and newspaper that was a bit dirty …. (It was brown stuff ) I got scared and ran to my sis . I scurried away like a rat with a moustache . I fell over btw in this process . This old man that had a dookie with his newspaper came with us he shouted at a cyclist . I fell off the horse (I have epilepsy) in this process since I have bowel disorder I had a little yellow substance . And brown marks. And I had a seizure in the middle of the cliffs . All I could see next was a massive butt in my face (Dakota the horses bum) and took a warm feeling thing on me (I don’t know what it is ) my sister picked me up and ran like a hamster on a wheel back to the ranch . She said she saw a girl in a empty swimming pool growling at her imaginary friend . And when we got back we was gonna complain then I saw someone licking the fridge grabbing a beer . (Her seventh one ) not a good idea btw .i came home messy . The cat had a wee wee on me . This woman that was licking the fridge was now having a poo in the cat litter box. I think she needed help . If you don’t know what help means it means save me . I’ll leave a photo of the poo and the cat

翻译：嗨，我是杰肯。我和我18岁的姐姐一起来的，我10岁。我们一到那儿就看到18匹马，我姐姐的年龄都挤在一个很小的泥泞田地里（干泥）。我们在英国家里养马。导游就把我们推到一匹小马上。我当时想小便（我有肠胃疾病），他们就给我指了路……结果……他正拿着啤酒和报纸拉屎，报纸有点脏……（是棕色的）。我吓坏了，赶紧跑去找我姐姐。我像只长着胡子的老鼠一样溜走了。顺便说一句，我在这个过程中摔倒了。那个拿着报纸拉屎的老头跟我们一起走了，他还冲着一个骑自行车的人大喊大叫。我又从马上摔下来了（我有癫痫），因为我肠胃疾病，所以身上沾了点黄色的东西，还有一些棕色的痕迹。我在悬崖中间突然癫痫发作。接下来我只能看到一个巨大的屁股对着我的脸（是那匹叫达科塔的马的屁股），然后感觉身上暖暖的（我不知道那是什么）。我姐姐把我抱起来，像仓鼠在滚轮上一样飞奔回了牧场。她说她看到一个女孩在一个空游泳池里对着她的“朋友”咆哮。我们回到家正要抱怨，这时我看到有人在舔冰箱，还拿了一瓶啤酒。（那是她的第七瓶了）顺便说一句，这可不是个好主意。我回家的时候浑身脏兮兮的。猫在我身上撒了泡尿。那个舔冰箱的女人现在正在猫砂盆里拉屎。我觉得她需要帮助。如果你不知道“帮助”是什么意思，那就是“救救我”。我会留下一张便便和猫的照片。

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