点评:Went to a private evening function here last week.
Firstly, there is no external lighting so walking in in inky blackness was challenging. The pizza entree was good but fell everywhere when trying to eat it standing up. It was the mains that were inedible. Sloppy ????risotto (I think) and then some duck affair mixed with wet, mushy pasta that told me the poor animal had died in vain. There was also a turbot that stunk the place out and a bowl of wet, oily lettuce.
No dessert, a chunk of cheese and something that tasted like molasses but was informed it was ‘truffle honey’. Poor bloody bees, as a bee keeper, me thinks these dudes suffered to.
If that wasn’t enough, if you are on Jenny Craig then this is the place for you. Portion sizes, and the inedible nature of the food, left everyone very hangry. Little wonder the poor quality wine went down easy. As designated driver though, I had to suffer this culinary fiasco sober.
As an aside, and perhaps grant some context to the legitimacy of this post, we are local. Always eat local. Been to just about every local restaurant. Love where we live. This just made me sad.
Socks up Mantons Creek. You are letting the side down.
翻译:上周在这里参加了一个私人晚会。
首先,没有外部照明,所以走进漆黑一片是很有挑战性的。比萨主菜很好,但在尝试站着吃时到处都是。这是不可食用的主菜。草率的 ????意大利调味饭(我认为),然后是一些鸭肉和湿糊状的意大利面混合在一起,告诉我这只可怜的动物已经白白死了。还有一个大菱鲆让这个地方臭烘烘的,还有一碗湿油腻的生菜。
没有甜点,只有一大块奶酪和一些尝起来像糖蜜但被告知是“松露蜂蜜”的东西。可怜的该死的蜜蜂,作为养蜂人,我认为这些家伙遭受了痛苦。
如果这还不够,如果您在珍妮·克雷格 (Jenny Craig) 上,那么这里就是您的最佳选择。食物的份量和不可食用的性质让每个人都很饿。难怪劣质葡萄酒很容易倒掉。不过,作为指定司机,我不得不清醒地忍受这场烹饪惨败。
顺便说一句,或许可以为这篇文章的合法性提供一些背景信息,我们是本地人。总是吃当地的。去过几乎每家当地餐馆。爱我们住的地方。这让我很难过。
袜子 Mantons Creek。你让这边失望了。