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Drive in, turn around, drive out!!!
Great Yarmouth Central Beach的点评
点评：Ah, Great Yarmouth – the place where dreams go to get rained on, mugged by a pigeon, and offered a cold portion of chips for £9.50.
Arriving felt like stepping into a parallel universe where time stopped in 1983, and not in a cool, Stranger Things way – more like a “why is everything sticky?” kind of way. The beach has sand, technically, but it’s mainly used to cushion the fall of broken promises and discarded vape pens.
The local wildlife includes a special breed of seagull with zero fear of humans and a passion for theft. I lost a pasty, my dignity, and possibly part of my soul to one of them. The amusements are full of flashing lights and despair – it’s like Vegas, if Vegas was run by your Uncle Dave after a midlife crisis.
On the plus side, I left with a renewed appreciation for literally anywhere else and an excellent story about how I got lost in a car park and ended up in what I’m fairly certain was a minor turf war.
Highly recommend if you enjoy irony, mild existential dread, and fried everything.
Arriving felt like stepping into a parallel universe where time stopped in 1983, and not in a cool, Stranger Things way – more like a “why is everything sticky?” kind of way. The beach has sand, technically, but it’s mainly used to cushion the fall of broken promises and discarded vape pens.
The local wildlife includes a special breed of seagull with zero fear of humans and a passion for theft. I lost a pasty, my dignity, and possibly part of my soul to one of them. The amusements are full of flashing lights and despair – it’s like Vegas, if Vegas was run by your Uncle Dave after a midlife crisis.
On the plus side, I left with a renewed appreciation for literally anywhere else and an excellent story about how I got lost in a car park and ended up in what I’m fairly certain was a minor turf war.
Highly recommend if you enjoy irony, mild existential dread, and fried everything.
翻译：啊，大雅茅斯——梦想之地，淋雨淋湿，被鸽子抢劫，还要花9.5英镑买一份冰薯条。
抵达这里，感觉就像踏入一个平行宇宙，时间在1983年停止了，而且不是那种酷炫的《怪奇物语》那种——更像是“为什么一切都黏糊糊的？”那种感觉。严格来说，海滩上也有沙子，但主要用来缓冲破碎的承诺和丢弃的电子烟笔带来的冲击。
当地的野生动物包括一种特殊的海鸥，它们对人类毫无畏惧，却热衷于偷窃。我把一块馅饼、我的尊严，甚至可能是我的一部分灵魂都丢给了其中一只。娱乐场所里充满了闪烁的灯光和绝望——就像拉斯维加斯一样，如果你的戴夫叔叔在经历了中年危机后经营拉斯维加斯的话。
好的一面是，我离开时对其他地方有了新的认识，也读到了一个精彩的故事，讲述了我如何在停车场迷路，最终卷入一场我相当肯定是小规模的地盘之争。
如果你喜欢讽刺、轻微的存在主义恐惧和煎熬的一切，强烈推荐。
抵达这里，感觉就像踏入一个平行宇宙，时间在1983年停止了，而且不是那种酷炫的《怪奇物语》那种——更像是“为什么一切都黏糊糊的？”那种感觉。严格来说，海滩上也有沙子，但主要用来缓冲破碎的承诺和丢弃的电子烟笔带来的冲击。
当地的野生动物包括一种特殊的海鸥，它们对人类毫无畏惧，却热衷于偷窃。我把一块馅饼、我的尊严，甚至可能是我的一部分灵魂都丢给了其中一只。娱乐场所里充满了闪烁的灯光和绝望——就像拉斯维加斯一样，如果你的戴夫叔叔在经历了中年危机后经营拉斯维加斯的话。
好的一面是，我离开时对其他地方有了新的认识，也读到了一个精彩的故事，讲述了我如何在停车场迷路，最终卷入一场我相当肯定是小规模的地盘之争。
如果你喜欢讽刺、轻微的存在主义恐惧和煎熬的一切，强烈推荐。
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